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2. Krumpet
A dirty whore who poses as a clown.
Did I see you pickin up a Krumpet at the corner last night?

Was that a Krumpet you got for your kids party, or is it just me?
by Jason Archer Aug 21, 2005 add a video
1. Krumpet
The area between your asshole and ballsack (only used when the krumpet area is sweaty and smelly)
Steve tore his pants after a long days work only to reveal his krumpet.
3. krumpet
A flower that grows in the crack of a sidewalk. The flower becomes a krumpet when it grows up through the crack. The species of flower is irrelevant.
Look at that little krumpet. Don't step on it!
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