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A man born from a moose during the Siberian winter, whom out of desperation eats its own mother to survive. The Krucal then moves to Candy Mountain where it marries Charlie the Unicorn and creates a double life within the Russian Gay Mafia.
That Krucal ate his momma and married a unicorn. He's one freaky fella!
by BagHead727 January 18, 2012