noun: a Kroughupt
An ancient German love making tradition between an elderly man living in Frankfurt and a newly born mountain goat in the month of June.
In the 1 / 2,912,319,184,214,202.1 chance of gamete fusion in the womb of the mountain goat, a Krougshnapt is produced.
1. "I have not seen Grandfather this morning, he was out all last night Kroughupting"
2. "Keep your goats inside, there is a Kroughupt who lives near"
The incredibly rare offspring produced as a result of Kroughupting.
Due to the nature of the haploid cells being from two separate species, the zygote formed can have up to 4 chromosomes defining attributes such as sex. In accordance to relativity this would mean that other attributes of the two parent gametes are either foregone or under-developed producing a misshapen and often short-lived creature with no resemblance to either parent. (see Jade Goody).
1. "My husband and I found a Krougshnapt the other day trying to scratch its head but instead it kept poking itself in what can only be described as its nose-eye."
2. Due to the poor genetic fabric of a Krougshnapt, they tend to not live for more than 30 years at maximum.