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A kroose is the female genitalia of a female dog. Kroose can also be used as an adjective for a douche bag that nobody has any respect for. These are usually the kids that are forced to eat shit or gargle semen.
Guy 1: Hey do you want to hang out with adam shultz?
Guy 2: Fuck nah, that kid is such a krusty kroose.
by goony rooney July 19, 2010

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