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The coolest person you will NEVER meet!
Nerd 1: "I wish I could go to that party at Stacy's house this weekend."

Nerd 2: "I heard that Krit himself is showing up, we'll never be allowed in."

Nerd 1: "Krrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttttttttttt!"
by DonaldDarko August 02, 2012

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(n) a person who is obscenely annoying, finds fault in just about everything, and has a high shrilly voice
"I was really enjoying the movie, until that krit behind us opened her mouth!"
by gene parmesan November 17, 2006

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(i) Derogatory term for asian populace
(ii) Expression of anger/frustration
(iii) Contracted form of the name Chris
(iv) It rhymes with shit
(i) You son of a krit
(ii) what the krit?
(iii) Hello krit
(iv) this food smells of krit
by Warnett May 06, 2003

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An overly critical person who believes their way of doing things is the standard no matter what. Krits may frequently use the phrase "that's not how I do it" and are often characterized by a whiny or annoying tone of voice.
Krit: "What are you doing?"

Normal Person: "Washing dishes"

Krit: "That's not how I do it"

Normal Person: "So what? Stop being a fucking krit"
by BCMor December 01, 2009

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