Kristine Pihl is a very rare Norwegian troll. It lives in caves and eats obesse cats. Do not look direktly at a Kristine Pihl, it might cause your eyes to burst into flames. The only way to escape the meeting with a Kristine Pihl is to start sining a Brittney Spears song.
- Look is that a Kristine Pihl?!
- Oh dear Lord! Do not look at it! "Oops I did it again..."