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The sexy and popular male that everybody falls in love with immediately. Kristians are very sexual and are known to have big cocks and a six pack. Kristians are also very athletic and are known to be great bikers. No one can dislike a Kristian.
That guy is such a Kristian.
Wow! That biker's name must be Kristian!
Kristian is great in bed!
That sexy guy must be a Kristian.
by Lauren Daney May 01, 2012
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The perfect man, loving, caring, sexy, the best lover ever...
I love Kristian...
by sunshine73 April 07, 2010
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usually a well groomed individual, with a charming smile, and body built like zues. most of the time kristians are very athletic and known for their speed and quickness. kristians are very gud looking, and women are naturally attracted to him. Kristians are the best lovers and know how to satisfy the ladies.
-"wow that guy gets all the ladies"

-"yeah i know, what a Kristian!"
by lil darkie May 01, 2010
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A Kristian is someone who is a bit of a goon and is rather clumsy and will do stupid things like tripping on air and walking into doorframes, but they are also very sweet and caring. Kristians are great boyfriends and you will definitly enjoy the sexy times with a Kris. They kinda smell but it's not too bad, mostly of happiness and childrens smiles.
Oh that silly Kristian, walking into a doorframe AGAIN. Ohoho lets go have some tea now because we are british and chortle at his misfortunes.
by KlunkyKATE April 13, 2009
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The most amazing person ever! Always finding ways to have fun and do crazy things. Will do anything to make you feel better even if it makes him look stupid and will probably embarrass you. He doesn’t care what other people think. Very loud! He always smells good. Lives life to the fullest always having fun. He always knows exactly what to say to make you feel better. This is the kristian I know, I would be lost without him.
This one guy named Kristian that is AMAZING!!
by TLynal March 09, 2012
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The most understated name in history, normally owned by only the most epically awesome, amazing, sexy, cultured, blunt, witty and intelligent people.
Kristians start off life with a huge amount of patience but are usually worn down into grumpy gits over time simply by one stupid question, see example.
Unfortunately the name Kristian (for the males) has had a reputation beat down in recent times, see google images with safe search off, and Eastenders and Hollyoaks characters.
Ever defiant, Kristians will no doubt embark on a Krusade to claim back the manliness of the title bestowed upon them as they never take shit off anyone, which can be detrimental to their life in many cases.
Kristians are a very misunderstood group due to their immense bluntness mostly by pussies who can't take being told about life in black and white, they are simple but intelligent beings and are believed to be the descendants of higher beings from a time long forgotten.
Not so smart, smart arse: ''are you a Christian, Kristian?''
Kristian (age below 20): ''no''

Not so smart, smart arse: ''are you a Christian, Kristian?''
Kristian (age above 20): ''no I'm a fukin Mooooslim!'' useually folllowed by ''that ruined your crap joke didn't it''
by Mornin'! September 16, 2010
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the most perfect GIRL in the world. she's amazingly sweet and really nice, and she's hot too. she can put a smile on anybodys face. she's so pretty and cute and adorable. she's really lovable. she makes people better people. she'll be there by your side and stick up for the people she loves. she's gorgeous and boost peoples confidence. she'll make you non-embarrassed and keep your secrets. she's trustworthy and in love with a cool guy.; she's soo amazing and its easy to fall in love with her. she's hot,pretty,beautiful,gorgeous. gah, there arnt enough words to describe her. well, lets just say, im in love with her(:
person: woah, do you know kristian?

me: yeah, im in love with her

person: LUCKY

me: yeah, she's my everything(: we're perfect for each otherr.
by YouKnowWho56 May 22, 2011
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