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Drink of the Gods. Will fuck you like a rabid German Shepherd on acid.

1 Shot Cristal Champagne
1 Shots Jagermeister
1 Shots Absolut Vodka
1 Shot Goldschlager
1 Shot Peppermint Schnapps
1 Shot Imported German Lager or Ale
Me and Klaus got panzered on some Kristallnacht and then murdered our respective internal security organizations.
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German for "Night of Broken Glass"


On the 9th of November 1938, Nazi propagandist Josef Goebells ordered citizens and military to burn o'er 200 synagogues and smash the windows of jewish owned business'.
Kristallnacht is the first major show of hatred towards followers of Judaism in Hitler's Germany.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004
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When one inserts the tail end of a beer bottle into another vagina, punches her lower abdomen with awesome force until the bottle shatters, and proceeds to have intercourse.
Things got pretty wild last night. I had to get stitches after embarking on a Kristallnacht with my wife.
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a variant to "owned."
dude u just got kristallnacht!
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German for :the night of broken glass"

when nazi beat jews and destroyed homes and burned synogogues etc...

but fun to use as a curse.
first guy: dude u totally got owned.
secong guy: kristallnacht!!!
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