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One who is capable of growing a beard from the age of 11. Later goes on to become a powder God, and capable of gnarly sasquatch plummets.
That baby is developing like a real Krimstock, hes already got a 5-o-clock shadow. "Did you see him Krimstock off that rock?"
by Bleming November 27, 2011