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Zoë Kravitz 

A talented actress staring The Batman 2022, High Fidelity, Divergent, and Kimi
As of right now Zoë Kravitz is 33 and married but her career is sure to take off soon.
Bro1: Dude The Batman was AWESOME
Bro2: yeah man, one question tho… who played the cat girl?
Bro1: Zoë Kravitz?
Bro2: really? I couldn’t tell under all the makeup

Bro1: On God.

Lenny Kravitz Disease 

Being both Jewish and African American. A dying breed, like gingers.
Jeff is so lucky he has Lenny Kravitz Disease! He gets to celebrate Kwanzaa, Christmas, and Hannukah!

kravitzing 

the act of being a nosy neighbor
While kravitzing I saw the neighbor carry a large rolled up rug out and place it in the back of his car. I haven't seen the roommate since!"
kravitzing by Beaubo November 6, 2007

Chantal Kreviazuk 

Talented singer-songwriter from Winnipeg, Canada. Chantal is trained in piano and guitar, and is married to Our Lady Peace frontman Raine Maida.
"All I can Do", "Leaving On a Jet Plane", and "Time" are singles sung by Chantal Kreviazuk.
A jewish Kris Katan lookalike elf who come out at night and go to the club's and tries to get VIP there, if he fail's he yells "SHADY!" if he get's it he yells "FATTY!"
Is that a bird, a plane, a Kris Katan no its a Krovitz raving

Maaan, I got VIP at Rain and it was soo FATTY, but at Mantra they didn't let me that was so SHADY!
krovitz by vishal March 14, 2004

Lenny Kravitz 

An African-American guitarist/singer.

He has been in the biz for quite some time, and though he is no Jimmy Hendrix, he's quite enjoyable to listen to. His voice is rather unique as well.
I prefer his early 90's songs, such as "It ain't over till it's over" and "Are you gonna go my way?" rather than songs around the album 5 and beyond.
Lenny Kravitz by IcyHaku April 24, 2005