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The semi-evil younger brother of Neptune, Lord of the Sea. He is much less well known in ancient folklore, but is known to have spoken with a pronounced lisp. While the symbol of Neptune is the three pronged trident, Kreptune was bestowed with the lesser two pronged bident, a smaller version of which is now used to skewer olives for cocktails and the like. Kreptune is the nerd of Roman Mythology, never quite keeping up with the rest socially.
Bob: Who is your favorite Roman God?
Berta: Kreptune all the way. He has the bident.
by ljrosse August 29, 2010

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