A guy who's sexual prowess is so low that he usually turns his mates gay. The penis of a Krampe doesnt grow after birth. They are usually thought of as the absolute dumbest examples of human life and can usually be found raping various farm animals. Krampe's tend to smell like a mixture of sour milk and failure.
I thought that guy had his shit together but I caught him fucking a sheep. What a Krampe!!!
by jkuss80 May 29, 2009
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