Verb: The act of bouncing off walls and doors.

Also, an adjective or pronoun used when referring to SOFT CURLY HAIRED animals (for instance: dogs or sheep)
1. He Kramered the wall again.

2. Aww.... your dog is so Kramer.

3. Isn't Kramer adorable?
by Gina August October 27, 2010
A common garden faeces, but one which is worthy of announcement upon return to the living quarters.
Brian returned from the water closet with a big grin on his face. Jenny could tell, from this look of unadulterated delight, that Brian had squeezed out a particularly pleasing kramer.
by Probing Tongue May 24, 2012
a total jew. known for picking up pennies.
man that guy is such a kramer for picking up those damn pennies
by krameriffic223 November 20, 2010
A man who is a parasite, an idiot; A man lost in the world. Someone who is a wild person who always does stupid things that end up being hillarious. A man with no understanding of life. Another name, under certain circumstances, is a Johnny.
Wow! He dropped that ball of oil out the window, trying to see if the ball could withstand the impact of hitting the ground. It didn't! It exploded all over a person below him! He is such a "kramer."
by a. monk October 12, 2009
i do not like them sam i am
no i dont
by eric frost June 07, 2003
A male high school senior that hits and dates freshman in high schooland does all or some of the following:
takes the girls v-card
fucks raw in their friends car
makes her sneek out at insane times of the night
gets her parents to forbid her from seeing him

after they have been dating and he goes to college he does some or all of the following:
still gets her to sneek out (even if its out a window)
cheats on her with fat girls and or asians
gets her very drunk before fucking her
has extreme mood swings
gets arrested or almost arrested for being out very late and making her lie

and most of all cant hold alcohol
joe- Mike is such a Kramer!
mini- I know dude he fucked amanda in your car raw and he is now 18 right?
joe- yea he is and amandas dad wont let her see him anymore. dude he found a condom in the trash at her house hes a fucking asshole and he can hold his alcohol.

zac- dude stop drinking that jack you cant handle it
mike- no man i can
(3 shots later)
mike-(pukes) amanda i love you i love you amanda i love (puke)
by minibitch January 13, 2007
To walk into someone while walking down a street. Usually a very annoying thing to do
He pulled a Kramer and pushed me into the street.
by SP3DRPPG May 18, 2007

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