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One of the worst video game villains ever. He's fat and he shoots spikes at you from his 3 belly buttons. What was mother brain thinking, hiring this fat sack of crap? Graah! Look at me! I'm Kraid! I attack the brinstar depths level in Super Smash Bros Melee! It doesn't actually hurt, but its inconvenient. Look at my massive lard sack of a tummy!
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The extreemly large green reptilian creature seen in the metroid games. He is usualy about 2 vertical screens tall and shoots large spikes from his stomach and thorns from his back/hands, depending on wich game. In the orrigional Metroid for the NES, he was only about 8 feet tall, as opposed to the stories-tall bohemoth of later games. He was to appear in Metroid Prime, but dude to time constrictions they cut him out. Kraid is a generaly fun boss to battle in the metroid games.
He appeared in Metroid, Super Metroid, and Metroid Zero Mission. |
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Kraid, The Alpha and the Omega chatter. Often seen wooing ladies and slaying lamers.
Noun. Kraid: Object of ownage. Adjective. Kraid: Process of being owned. "omg! that guys gonna Kraid all over us, run!"
"one time my friend's head exploded because he looked at Kraid" |
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