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1. when ones cock is bent at an angle.

2. when one can masturbate and have sex with his belly button at same time.
As Kris was getting licked by courtland, he couldnt help but laugh at his Kraft disease.

She was directed away from the stinky mexican only to notice his kraft disease.
by Poisson December 14, 2005

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