1. A destructive sexgoddess from ancient Kazakhstan, worshipped for her power to enlarge male penises to gargantuan proportions. Males frequently pray to her while performing sexual intercourse in the hopes of simultaneously achieving multiple orgasms.
2. An extremely stubborn woman. (Derogatory)
3. A young woman who is horny all the time. (Complimentary)
4. Someone who is the antithesis of the ancient Malaysian God, believed to exemplify beauty, sex appeal, virility, benevolence and humility.
1. OH GOD... OH GOD...Dear Goddess Kova (may she be destructive forever), grant me the blessing of multiple orgasms... OH GOD... YEAH...
2. That girl is a regular Kova, as stubborn as a donkey.
3. Away you Kova! I refuse to have sex with you more than 10 times between 1 and 2 o' clock!
Lithuanian for "war" or the month of "March".
It is also an uncommon Lithuanian name for a male. Often when one introduces themselves with this name, they are laughed at and asked, "wait, no seriously?"
"Jis nuejo i kova, apgint mus nuo presiu"
"Labas, mano vardas Kovas" ...."Kovas?? hahaha, durnas!"
Translation: "Hello, my name is March" "March??? hahaha you loser. Were you even born in march!?" "...no..."
A slavic girl.
That nice looking kova only speaks russian.
An insane schoolteacher
who doesn't actually teach
. In lieu of teaching, she sit
s at her desk
and talks on the phone
, sporting an insane smile
the whole time.\
The secondary defining characteristic of a kovas
is that the facial features rarely, if ever, change. In fact, if you were to take a picture
of a kovas and compare
it to a kovas' face at nearly any given time it would resemble
the photo with about 99% of the same expression.
Kovas also often fall in love
with honky rapper
s who, in their opinion
, can do no wrong.
1) Damn, our teacher is such a kovas that we could jack off in class and she would never notice!
2) I hear that there's a new teacher in the science department this year. I hope he's a kovas.