Top Definition
Somebody who achieves sexual gratification by spanking the monkey over or onto a tampon, bloody or new.
Didja hear that Maxwell is a true Kotex masturbator? Yeah, he fishes his girlfriend's bloody tampons out of the wastepaperbasket and attempts to inseminate them! How gross!!!
#tampon #tampax #kotex #o-b #playtex #spank the monkey #choke the chicken #beat his meat
by Telephony February 16, 2014
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