Kosovo is a province inhabited by Albanians but claimed by Serbs. Funny thing is, there were always very few Serbs there so their claims defy any known logic. Serbs have tried to cleanse Kosovo of Albanians several times throughout the history but they always failed. In 1999 NATO bombed the shit out of Serbs and Serbia for their latest attempts so Kosovo has been relieved of Serbian/Yugoslavian rule ever since and it is about to become an independent country in 2007. In these last few years, Serbs get fucked in and over Kosovo on daily basis.
"Damn, I fucked that bitch so hard, she felt like a Serb in Kosovo."

#kosova #serbs #albanians #serb bitches #serb whores
by Albo Forever October 29, 2006
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I don't understand why you serbian people are so nationalist even now. Kosovo has always been an Albanian territory, and are not the Albanians who say this, but every historical book in the world. Albanians are descendants of Illyrians. Illyria's territory reached the Danub river.
The slavs came from today's north Poland, Russia, from Biellorussia, and occupied the Illyrian tribes there where today is Serbia, Bulgary, Macedonia and other slavic people.
They assimilated the illyrian population and formed their own slavic states. Albanians were the only Illirians that rezisted assimilation. You serbs are slavs, you speak slavic, how can you say tha Kosovo, the Ancient Dardhania, an Illyrian tribe, is serbian? They speak albanian language, which is one of the oldest languages, like greek language. Albanian language doesn't derive from any other language.
Serbian language derives from russian, from slavic tribes. How can you say that Kosovo is Serbian?

Go and read some real historical materials, not only serbian propaganda history. You may read all famous encyclopedias on the web, and they say exactly what i quoted here.

Why do you keep on lying and believing nationalists false propaganda?
Go and read some real historical materials, not only serbian propaganda history. You may read all famous encyclopedias on the web, and they say exactly what i quoted here.

Why do you keep on lying and believing nationalists false propaganda? Kosovo is Albanian. There are 2 million habitants in Kosovo, and only 100 000 from them are serbian.
How can it be a serbian territory if that part of Albania was given to Serbia only in 1912, because Serbia had a state, and Albania didn't have one.

#kosovo #ancient #dardhania #illyrian #albanian
by Justice_for_all December 06, 2006
Serbian territory,always has been and always will be.Albanians ARE NOT Illyrians,they are not the real inhabitans of Kosovo,Serbs are.There are no albanian buildings,monuments,churches or mosques older then 100 years in Kosovo!Serbs have monasteries older then 800 years in Kosovo.Reason that there are 90% Albanians now in Kosovo is because Albanians have bigger natality rate then the Serbs plus some 500000 Serbs fled Kosovo in the last 50 years,because Albanians terrorized them.Kosovo may now be independant,but Serbs will get it back maybe in 50,100 or 150 years,but they will!Albanians DO NOT have any DNA match with Illyrians,by the way!They are a mixture of turks who ruled the Balkans for 400 years and Slavs and Greeks!
Kosovo is serbian!Serbs will get it back
#kosovo #serbia #albania #illyrians #serbs #albanians
by Eric McCorrmick February 17, 2008
A small independent country in south eastern Europe bordering Albania, Montenegro, Macedonia, and Serbia. It is the newest country, officially declaring independence from Serbia in 2008. It was formerly a county of Serbia which still does not recognize the separation of Kosovo.

Originally Serbia was known as Yugoslavia, spanning what is now the seven independent countries of Slovenia, Croatia, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Serbia, Kosovo, Montenegro, and The Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia. Civil war traced from as early as the 80s has led to the dwindling size that it is now. What was Yugoslavia is now recognized as Serbia.

Kosovo is the smallest of the separated nations and is one of the 3 remaining countries to yet join the UN (United Nations). The other two are Taiwan and Vatican City. The capital of Kosovo is Pristina. This is also its largest city.
My dumbass friend went to Kosovo for a relaxing vacation. He got shot by a Serbian soldier. Now I don't have a friend, I'm forever alone!

Some Idiot: "Hey, lets go float the beaches of Kosovo!"
Tryhard Nerd: "What beaches you idiot!? It's completely bordered by land. You're so stupid that you're dead to me."
#kosovo #yugoslavia #serbia #montenegro #civil #war
by El Jefe de Mesa Verde September 10, 2013
Kosovo is part of Serbia that wants to be a separate country. Kosovo has always been part of Serbia, and there are some of the oldest Serbian churches that are currently under protect, they are about 90% of oldest saved Serbian culture.

For people who say Kosovo is part of Albania, they are deadly wrong. if you dig a bit in history, you will find that Albania was part of Serbia that under the influence of big powers became separate country. Great powers tryed to prevent Serbia from getting powerful.

Kosovo is now days (October '11) trying to get their own country by blocking roads and using warnings. Since Serbia (along with couple other countries, for ex: Russia) said they will never support idea of Kosovo becoming country, the "case" will be open for a long time.
Kosovo will never be its own.
#serbia #albania #balkan region #russia #history
by Luxx44 November 03, 2011
Kosovo is a region in SERBIA. Kosovo has always been a part of Serbia, and it always will be. We won kosovo from the turks in 1389.
#kosovo #srbija #serbia #albania #kosova
by serbsssssssss3 January 13, 2011
a little province south of serbia
as much as people want to say kosovo is not a serbian province.
we could use the same thing to say that USA isnt american because it was inhabited by other kinds of people before. the language of kosovo is ALBANIAN so is therefore an ALBANIAN province, not a serbian province.
proof of this is because long before that war happened kosovo was inhabited by a group of people called ILIRS. these people are the ancsestors of all albanian people, which is why many albanian people are called Ilir. the main tribe that was based in what is now kosovo are called the Dardans. the proof that these people are kosovan anscestors is because there are many albanians called DARDAN. another point that kosovans are not originally serbian is that there is no serbian name that is slavic. Also the land that the Ilirs occupied at the time (roman times - long before that war) covered most of south east europe.
Im sorry to all those serbians out there but serbians arent really popular with kosovans either. if it was serbian then kosovans would be called serbian and would speak serbian.
so all you people claiming that kosovo should be under serbian rule, you people are wrong, serbian control over kosovo has bought nothing but hate, death, war and loads of other bad things...
ALSO despite a history of being at war with other selfish countries they have ALWAYS pulled through
SO, in conclusion KOSOVO is not a province of slavic descent, it is a province of ilir descent (albanian)

NOTE : i have seen the defenitions of the word slav and some of them say that a slav is anyone who come from russia, ukraine, poland, serbia, kosovo etc. please dont make the mistake that kosovo is a slavic province..
Vlad: "where do you come from?"
Ilir: "Kosovo"
Vlad: "Serbia should be able to conrol yo ass!"
*Vlad is pimp-slapped by Ilir"
#kosova #albania #non-serbian #shqiperija #lil soldier #ilir #dardan #non-slav
by *Kosovo is not serbain* December 02, 2006
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