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A Jewish man's genitalia. Considered the smallest variety of Caucasian penis, only slightly superior in length and girth to the asian penis. Significantly smaller than the penises of all Non-asian Gentiles.
"Oy vey", sighed Mordecai, as he looked down in despair at his modest kosher cock.
by MohammedEaster June 03, 2009
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A very thick, curved penis resembling a deli pickle. Not necessarily above average in length.
While only six inches long, Jacob needed magnum condoms because his kosher cock was so thick.
by ChrisInLA September 01, 2009
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