Quiet sensitive person who is friendly and cordial but who really enjoys "alone time". Does not have much body hair, but whatever is there is unusually long. Most Koschkees have nicely shaped teeth, but they are often yellow or cream colored. Hammer toe and bunyans are a common affliction. Profuse sweaters, Koschkee's rely heavily on scented powders and lotions to mask any unfortunate odors. They are known to quickly give you the shirt off their backs, but in the next breath will steal another one from someone unable to defend themselves.
Look at that sweaty Koschkee over there! It's not even that warm out.
by packmann66 February 02, 2010