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Noun. A person who uses cheap sob stories to get girls. One who often acts slightly gay to try to make girls think he's sentimental. Very emo.
Also can be spelled "Courtlander", one who "courts" with other girls in a cheap, emo-like way.
Guy 1: I can't believe Mike got all those girls last night!

Guy 2: What a kortlander, he doesn't have any pride in himself.
by Roy Fenton October 11, 2006

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