it's actually spelt "Quaran" in English, so idk why people say Koran.

anyway - it's the holy book of the muslims. it talks all about peace and teaches us the way of life. The Quaran does not teach us to hate, it teaches us to love one another. no matter what race, religion or color. Many people think Muslims are crazy when we're not, the crazy ones are the ones who are bombing the US and other parts of the world. To allah god they are not muslims because they participate in bad acts and if you kill someone in islam, you go to hell.

Forget everything you've heard about Muslims being terrorists. You'll realize how peaceful they actually are if you visit the Middle East.

Al Qaeda is Islam gone bad, just like the KKK is christianity gone bad.
Person 1 :yo man does the koran have the answers to everything?

Person 2 : sure does.
by Misjudged June 16, 2010
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A superior brand of toilet paper, famous for its cleaning capabilities of removing excess fecal matter from the rectum after defacating. It also has many other uses such as wiping vaginal blood, cleaning up after masturbation, and can even be used as kindling for a camp fire.
Make sure you bring enough Koran for your camping trip.
by tinklemint September 16, 2006
Its a blue print for hate, terrorism and wars, if its in the hands of terrorists.
Crazy bastards knock down bulidings over this book? what fucking idiots.
by loca February 07, 2005
An archaic book of nonsense which crazy people use as justification for their murderous or barbaric deeds.
Person 1 : "I feel like doing something crazy tonight, but I need justification"

Person 2 : (Hands person 1 a copy of the Koran) "Here ya go buddy, close your eyes, pick a page and then pick a verse. That imaginary Allah dude will be stoked that you're dumb enough to go to jail for this shit".
by Macbeth the Wonderslave December 02, 2009
Is a ripped off version of The Bible. Koran was written after the Torah, in the late 7th century, while much of the Torah was written at least 3,000 years ago.

They said that Abu Bakr, The Prophet Muhammad 's moral guidance did the book 25 years after Muhammad died.

The Koran, Satan's addition to The Bible.

In Muslim heaven the men get to have sex with 77 virgins in front of God. Wow! What do the women get? And do you really think that heaven is a place where men have orgies? lol Wow these people r already burning 4 believing such evil! lol
by wisemansaid August 24, 2006
The "holy book" to all Islamic peoples. If read, one would find that they want to "slice the fingers and necks of the unbeleivers" and force them into "submission" into the Islamic faith.
A book written by Mohammed (Probably while he was doing drugs) in which if when you die in good faith, you go to heaven to bang 12 year old boys and 12-19 year old virgin girls.
Reading the Koran is Terrorism
by Bobby Spinx August 26, 2005
What I call my weed.
I call my weed the Koran because burning that shit will get you stoned.
by Follower of Ahura Mazda September 18, 2012
A book made thousands of years ago by a man who married over 40 wives and one of them was 8 years old and spent time going crazy in a cave in the desert and started hearing voices. He memorized it and it has later been written down.

Warning! Side effects from reading it include:
Crying
Manslaughter
Actions of martyrdom

Yelling random words

Believing in no equality for woman
Masturbation
Staring at yourself in a mirror and thinking about your life
Starting a porn Site
Kneeling on the ground five times a day
Murdering non believers
Wearing a turban
Growing a beard
Attempt to take over world
Rape
Drugs
And finally, collecting Feces.
Dude I read the Koran!
by <mr.robot> March 28, 2016
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