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at wall high school, it means "just kidding" or "psych!"
-"dude i banged your girlfriend this weekend"
"are you fucking kidding me!?"
-"Koof!"
by k00f69 December 06, 2010
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The hair surrounding a nipple.
My koofs were getting mad long so i had to trim them lol.
by ddreyyyyy April 30, 2012
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Whatever you want it to mean
Bro, I just wanna koof.
Damn dude you koofed me!
by Biggles1234567 December 20, 2016
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to be used when you are greiving over someones dead body
I Koofed over his dead body
by Jack Paris September 29, 2005
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To strike someone down with brute force and strength using a weapon such as a green or red shell in an effort to sabotage an opponent in Mario Kart.
"Get koofed Toad!"
"Prepare to be koofed."
"I will koof you."
by Garies March 13, 2006
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"Did you get any koof after that party last night?"
"No man, there wasn't any koof to go around"
by Nick Reade May 13, 2008
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Anything good, escpecially used in sports. Origins from the sound that a basketball makes as it goes through a hoop, and a player may call "koof" when he takes the shot. However, the term may be applied to any success or good thing.
Person 1: I got an A on that math test!
Person 2: Koof!

"that was a koof game of baseball."

"that chick was looking pretty koof today"
by sayheykid March 29, 2010
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