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1.
Kommissar: A poor quality grade-D vodka, but also a chant or greeting, between Russians or vodka enthusiasts.
'Wow this Kommissar is terrible'

Sergeii, said hello to Boris Checkov in the conventional way ... 'KOMMISSAR!!'
by Stuey Couper April 03, 2011
 
2.
Kommissar is a great rock band band consisting of David Angelo(Lead), Andrew Malozemoff, and Alex Malozemoff.

They are not very famous yet so you should hop on the bandwagon now. You will be the coolest.
Dunce: Yo where can I cop Kommissar's latest and greatest tunes?

Wise-Guy: Don't you know they are free!? www.davidangeloradio.com/kommissar/
by JC_STANTON September 22, 2009