Top Definition
A person that hates Mondays.
Guy#1: I hate Mondays
Guy#2: You're such a Koljan...

Guy#3: (walks up...) Hey dudes... can I bum a cigarette?? It taste good afta' fried chicken and waffles... umm hmm.

Guy#1: No dude, we don't have Menthols here and I don't like Monday's.

Guy# 3: Ah man, why you trippin'? You a Koljan or sumthin?
Guy#2: Hey dude. He said he doesn't like Monday's... so get out of here.
Guy#3 Aaaallright, yo. I'm going, yo.
by Monday Lover December 30, 2010

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