Top Definition
A big Greek boy who has an infatuation with ducks. He has an overactive imagination and has waaaaay too much free time so he makes up silly little names for everyone in his life.
According to all reported sightings, he likes to hang around French pigs and Indian monsters.
Katy: "Ew, have you seen that Kokonut by the lake?"

Ditzo: "Why are all the ducks attracted to that Kokonut with mega moobs???"
by Plastic Cups July 31, 2009

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