A Person that is good looking!!!
A Guy Name Bobby Is Really Koji!!!
The best damn video game music composer. Period.
The music of Zelda was written by Koji Kondo.
The most breathtaking chinko that you will ever encounter. Often simply referred to as, "Chinko" by people of equally breathtaking status.
Person: "Hey! Its Koji!"
N: "You mean Chinko
Person: "Oh, I'm actually not allowed to call him that."
N: "I can see why..."
You fucking Koji! Get out of the zoo
Verb (most commonly), Noun, Adjective. It basically means horrible horrible luck and anything generally associated with it. Named for Koji for the digitalmzx.net forums who seems to have such a horrible run of bad luck that he must've broken a funhouse, not just a mirror.
v: "Yeah, I got zapped by lightning walking home from school on a clear day" "Wow, you got kojied."
n: "A shovel fell out of a plane onto my head" "Thats koji for you."
a: "I got trampeled by a rampaging herd of Indian elephants while walking 10 miles from the zoo." "Sounds like a koji day."