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Man, that guys such a Kohnert
by ERNIE P September 28, 2003
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Quit baiting me Kohnert
by bigamus September 09, 2003
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QUIT baiting me Kohnert
by Anonymous September 09, 2003
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Man, that kids like kohnert. =(
by uK`d1zzle September 08, 2003
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male homosapien; tends to get drunk often and humiliate himself attempting to rap, coming on to other guys, etc.
Last night on the way home from the bar, Ernst pulled a Kohnert and tried to kiss me.
by HUNTER September 10, 2003
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male homosapien; tends to get drunk and humiliate himself by trying to rap, coming on to other guys, etc.
Last night at the bar Ernst pulled a Kohnert and tried to kiss me.
by HUNTER September 10, 2003
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That guy is in jail because he's a kohnert.
by Jim Brown September 04, 2003
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