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A very intersting person who has a morbid sense of humor. He laughs at the most random shit, and he speaks with an intersting asthmatic wheeze. He is quite frankly, hilarious, but also one of the most scary people you are ever likely to meet. If you see him coming, get out of the way or your life is forfeit.
Person A: You look scared. What happened?
Person B: I feel like I just finished staring Death in the face!
Person A: Why?
Person B: I heard Kohnen wheezing behind me!
by Glassbreaka April 18, 2011

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