KOE

King Of Everything

Don't mess with him, he's KOE.

by MidasKOE December 21, 2016

koe

a person with splendid taste in every subject, who is gorgeous. known for having a sexy, deep voice and perfect hair and smile.

Cool Girl 1: hey, did you see that Koe over there?

Cool Girl 2: Are you referring to the gorgeous man wearing the puffy blue vest and listening to music on his Dr. Dre headphones over there?

Cool Girl 1: Fo sho!

Cool Girl 2: YES!!! i'd tap that

Cool Girl 1: Who wouldn't?

by redvelvetjackets83 April 11, 2010

Koe

To combine two names of a couple

If Katie and Joe were dating there names would be Koe.

by Heyit June 7, 2018

Koe

When a couple is really cute.

Katie and Joe are Koe.

by Coolkoe May 24, 2017

Koe

adj. describing someone who is the quintessential lady's man, a smooth operator, the ultimate "player" so to speak.

"well aren't you just super Koe tonight...?"

by playerzzzzzzzzz September 4, 2009

the koes

If you're not the Koes, you aren't shit.

MAN UP!

the Koes: Hey baby, wanna dance?
girl: Ew, no! Security!
the Koes: I have a nine inch dick.
girl: Penetrate me, cockboy.

by greg February 2, 2005

Koe Wetzel

A man with a beautiful voice and great cutoff jeans. This man also drinks literally every day of his life.

Guy 1: Dude I wanna live a carefree life

Guy 2: like Koe Wetzel?

Guy 1: Hell yeah like Koe Fucking Wetzel!

by T~$w@G July 29, 2018