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A rather... hilarious alternate name for the couple of Spock and Kirk from Star Trek TOS.
Fangirl : OMG, I, like, SOOOOOO see why people ship Kock!
other person: Call it Spirk, you idiot. People already stare at us funny.
by The Closet Fangirl April 01, 2010
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Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

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mm.. This chef is good!
by QauNuckShin March 25, 2004
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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Aternate spelling of cock used to infer that your boss is a penis.
Used to avoid swear filters in corporate systems.
Chris is such a kock
by Jeremy Boorassa July 08, 2005
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Soft and offensive. Just like you.

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when you play tanki and you dont want to get banned so instead of saying cock, you say kock
haha i killed u

eat a kock
by Johnny Cracker 2.0 May 06, 2015
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Golden Shower Plush

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another way to spell cock; penis
by d October 01, 2003
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Golden Shower Plush

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when you take a knock at a man's cock.
"I kocked him so hard last night, it was so amazing, until he kocked me."
by Strawberry Dick Cake September 18, 2016
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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