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The most annoying kid in the world. He is an absolute wigga. He wears white clothes but talks black. I hope he moves to upstate NY soon
Will Koch, shut the hell up!!!!!!!!!!
by uknowhoiam July 02, 2004
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1.
Koch's are men who all-too-easily find 'the one' and time after time, heavily pursue a particular girl (the Koch victim), usually until she becomes aware of the obsession.

In most cases, the girl/victim will dump the Koch when the obsession becomes too much to handle. Having said this, some girls enjoy being obsessed over and will happily marry a Koch.

Koch's will usually spend most of their time with the victim, ignoring friends until the likely breakup, at which point the Koch will come crawling back to previous friend circles in search of a new victim.

Kochs will often stop at nothing, stereotypically travelling long distances or even moving countries, in attempts to pursue victims. Needless to say, usually a Koch will quickly return to his home country after the Koch romance comes to an end.
Bill- "the British consulate are taking ages to grant me a visa so I can follow Bethany back to her home in London"

Bob- "tell them to hurry up and stop being such 'Kochblockers'... Wait dude is that the girl you met at the coffee bar yest?"

Bill- "yeah man, we're in love"

Bob (under his breath)- "what a Koch"
by wordsmith900 January 16, 2013
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2.
1. To hang around / stay / chill somewhere or with someone.

2. When a place is nice to stay.
1. I'm koching with my boys.

2. This place is a koch.
by anonymoses April 02, 2006
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3.
A very tasty dessert. Mainly eaten after dinner. Can be used for other purposes. There are also Chocolate Kochs, Double Chocolate Kochs, and Triple Chocolate Kochs for the crazy peoples. There are vanilla Kochs but the Chocolate is most popular.
Chocolate Kochs, Vanilla Kochs,Double Chocolate Kochs.
by Nodnarb1222 April 09, 2011
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4.
A handjob in a crowded bar from a homely looking girl that closely resembles a blueberry.
Man I got a Koch last night at McFaddens.
by Thompsawitz March 29, 2009
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5.
An affectionate term for either a friend or acquaintance who then in turn refers to you as Dinkins in their reply.

see also "Dinkins"
"What up koch?"
"Pass that shit koch!"
by Czar Mikhail April 17, 2003
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6.
To fake an orgasm as a guy. Not faking it as a women.
Molly:How was he lastnight?!
Taylor:It was great! Except I think he koched it....
Molly: Well at least you got off!
by Liberalal February 23, 2011
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7.
A horrible excuse fpr a Boyfriend.
A know it all.
Jacquie you need to break up with koch.
That koch thinks he knows everything.
by Durinda February 03, 2008
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