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The biggest fuckin waste of talent in the NBA
Yeah that nigga Kobe got skillz but he cant help the lakers win a game cuz hes to busy rapin white girls all day
by K-Feezy fo Sheezy May 17, 2005
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After engaging in coitus with your partner, you pull out before climax and step back while she gets on her knees and opens your mouth. You shoot the shot of man milk into her mouth at a high trajectory whilst yelling "KOBE" at the buzzer.
I gave her the ol' Kobe Bryant last night and somehow, through all of the hard D, I managed to make the shot!
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by illevated June 25, 2016
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Kobe Bryant a very gifted athlete, unquestionably. he is also one the most narssistic athletes there is. many compare him to the great Michael Jordan but that is very much untrue. people consider him the best player in the league, but I doubt even that is true. he is a ball hog for sure and not very well liked among the league. he is known for being very opinionated. very many people believe he is the driving force behind the hatered towards the Lakers.
Kobe Bryant is a total jerk
by LakerHater7 August 03, 2011
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Doubtly the best player to ever play the game of basketball, also one of the most-hated players in the NBA. Why? Probably because of the fact that Kobe has won more rings (even without counting the rings Shaq won) than the whole of the Miami Heat. Also, a lot of Bulls fans hate him as he owns their squad in each and every single aspect and he is at the point of crossing His Royal Airness, Michael Jordan.

Oh, and also someone who has sex for money, but forgets his cash and gets accused of rape.
Example 1: ''Kobe Bryant is better then LeBron and D-Wade, Kobe is CLUTCH!''

Example 2: ''Damn, I'm in deep shit bro.. I did this ho last night but I didn't bring any cash with me so I gotta find a good lawyer now.''
by Btrain39 June 16, 2011
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