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an amazingly talented basketball player on the Los Angeles Lakers, who has been compared to MJ and who as of right now is the best player in the league!
Kobe Bryant is orgasmic. (:
by babycakes(: March 03, 2008
Best darn basketball player ever
Kobe Bryant is a gentleman who has shown grace and style. Yes, he made a mistake once and paid dearly. He always return to the neighborhood where he grew up and gives generously to his high school (LMHS). He was a great kid growing up in lower merion and kind to all he came in contact with. He was not responsible for Shaq leaving the Lakers but he bore the responsibility because it made for good press. Kobe is married and has two daughters. He led the basketball team to victory of a gold medal during the 2008 basketball olympics
by haleh September 04, 2008
(Koh-Bee Bry-ent) N. 1) Italian raised NBA star who skipped college for the NBA. 2) The inability to reach the top shelf without having the help of someone tall. 3) The act of paying a white girl to let you smack her with your penis for the sake of having a fake trial in order to earn yourself street cred. 4) The second release during defecation where a smaller turd lands on a much larger turd and seems to cling onto it until they both go down the drain. 5)The act of comparing a new rookie to Micheal Jordan without seeing him play a single game (see also Overated Fucks, L. James, C. Anthony, P. Hardaway and Media Whores). 6) A large gaudy peice of jewelry given in order to save your relationship. 7) A skinny African American that if hit by a car and killed today would have had zero lasting impact on the NBA. 8) The feeling a DA gets when his victim drops all charges.
1) Kobe Bryant went 5 for 32 yesterday. He's freakin' good!
2) I'd like some of those cookies up there but I'm afraid I'm all Kobe Bryant right now since my assistant went to florida.
3) Kobe Bryant couldn't get a good shoe deal so he ironically had a rape trial in colorado as a sad attempt to win the hearts of what is now the Drug dealer - Thug - Gangster - Scum of the earth - demographic of the NBA.
4) I had 6 bowls of rice crispys and the next day I took the biggest crap I've ever taken. Then this little poop fell out and landed on the big one almost Kobe Bryant style. It was funny watching it swirl around down the drain until I had to use some Tim Duncan to clean everything up and bring back a certain repectability to the bowl.
5) That guy is the next Micheal Jordan! No he isn't he's over rated and is nothing more than hype and the next Kobe Bryant.
6) Dude that rock is so big it looks fake. Yeah I've gotta go Kobe Bryant in order to get Tina back after fucking her fat cousin at her sisters wedding last week.
7) Did you here Kobe Bryant just got hit by a bus? So?
8) She won't press charges? Uhggg, I feel like I've got a bad case of the Kobe Bryant.
by sirisaachillary September 21, 2005
Doubtly the best player to ever play the game of basketball, also one of the most-hated players in the NBA. Why? Probably because of the fact that Kobe has won more rings (even without counting the rings Shaq won) than the whole of the Miami Heat. Also, a lot of Bulls fans hate him as he owns their squad in each and every single aspect and he is at the point of crossing His Royal Airness, Michael Jordan.

Oh, and also someone who has sex for money, but forgets his cash and gets accused of rape.
Example 1: ''Kobe Bryant is better then LeBron and D-Wade, Kobe is CLUTCH!''

Example 2: ''Damn, I'm in deep shit bro.. I did this ho last night but I didn't bring any cash with me so I gotta find a good lawyer now.''
by Btrain39 June 16, 2011
Simply the best basketball player ever. Many people think his rival Lebron James is, but fuck them....Kobe would kill Lebron.
"Hey man, who is that player with 4 NBA championships?" "Oh, thats Kobe Bryant."
by PsychoShane April 03, 2010
a basketball GOD.
"if there was a god of basketball it would be michae-"
by yeeeyeeeyeee March 06, 2010
-wanna be mj
-very full of himslef
-very overrated in the looks department
-not very nice
-scale of 1-10 when it comes to his skills, 9
kobe is a good liar, we all know he di it
by yankeesrule March 10, 2005
the sickest player in the nba. after a bronze medal in the both the '04 olympics and the '06 world championship, kobe bryant has decided to play for the USA basketball team, and guess what? they're back to being dominating
kobe bryant's sick, he's going to lead the US to an olympic gold in 2008
by barry1833 September 12, 2007