A great player for the Lakers who cant win without Shaq.
Person 1: Dude Kobe is the bomb, he won MVP and he's gonna be on the olympic team.

Person 2: Yeah. Too bad he got his ass handed to him by Paul Peirce in the finals. Fuck, if only they still had the big man.
by Mikline June 18, 2008
pronounced KOBE silent E.

A KOBE is a female of the caucasian persuasion.
A MANKOBE is a male of the same persuasion.

The KOBES or MANKOBES can be found shopping for groceries, in parking lots, shopping centers/boutiques etc.

The word is derived from the incident that took place between Kobe (pronounced KO-BEEEE) Bryant and a caucasian female.
"Hey look at that KOBE over there acting stupid as hell."
"That MANKOBE is looking right."
"That is some KOBE stuff right there."
by Lauren Arimah August 26, 2007
by the way.he dropped 81 pts,thats history and something that Wade,Queen James,Iverson,or no other overrated player in the NBA can do.....

bow down to the mighty #8......bitches
im not sayin that hes the best player ever,but at least recognize Kobe,and show the man some respect
by tha truth teller March 12, 2006
Best NBA playa ever to live. Next MJ.
HOLY VAGINAL HAIR DID KOBE JUS PUT UP ANOTHER 40 point game. Whats that 11 , 12, 13 in a row?
by Timmy July 30, 2004
The Greatest. He scored 81 points against the Toronto Raptors on January 22, 2005. He hit 12 3 pointers against the Seattle Sonics on January 7, 2003. Nuff' said.
Oh my God, KB8 just crossed over T-Wack and threw down a 360 dunk on Yao Mingski. Hes Too good..dammit kobe, i envy your athletic prowess.
by sirSKEETalot January 29, 2006
Here's a few things that people fail to relize about Kobe...

1. Kobe's a ballhog. The thing with Kobe, is he's a victom of the system. Phil Jackson is the kind of guy that goes out there and tells one player on the team to take the shots. In his days with Michael Jordan to his days with Kobe, Phil Jackson has always been the biggest ballhog in the NBA. Kobe goes out there, and attemps 15 shots a day. Does that mean he's selfish? Of couse not, becuase that's how Phil Jackon works.

Now, take 2004 when Phil Jackson WASN'T the coach. That year, Kobe reaches a career high in assists a game!

2. Kobe ruined the Laker's dynasty. Definitly a strange claim since I doet anyone here on urban dictionary works for the Lakers and has knoledge of what happens behind close doors. The only thing worse than a liar is a liar that lies about something negative.

3. Kobe's a racist. How are you going to tell me Kobe committed rape WHEN YOU NEVER SAW HIM DO IT!? Think about that
People are so ignorant it makes me sick. People will say anything to make Kobe look bad.
by Go Backz December 02, 2006
'04 - '05 Season: 6 Assists Average, 27.6 points a game. Lakers finish with a 34 - 48 , miss the Playoffs

'05 - '06 Season: 4.5 Assist Average, 35.4 points a game. Lakers finish 45 - 37, make the playoffs
Hater: Kobe Bryant is such a ballhog

Me: If it helps his team win, then he SHOULD be a ballhog
by Geeter August 16, 2006

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