(noun, adj, and verb) the art of messing up and getting away with it
Dude, you got with Lauren last night?

KOBE!
by kobe!!!!!! April 06, 2010
The act of an individual who thinks they're Kobe Bryant, while under the influence of Marijuana.
Watch this 3, KOBE!
by wesniffmedicine January 05, 2010
When you choke in clutch time. Missed over 70 game winners in his career. Over rated. Shooting an airball
Did you see last nights game ? Fisher shot a 3 to tie the game but pulled a KOBE and air balled it.
by La Legend February 03, 2010
Kobe Bryant:
1.a)Failed
b)No Playoffs
c)Selfish
d)Overrated
e)Not a Leader
f)A Fluke
g)Too Young
h)Uncoachable
i)Played Out
j)Tired
k)No Focus
l)Burnt
m)Outcast
n)Past His Priime
o)Ball Hog
p)Garbage
q)Cold
r)Mental
s)Stubborn
t)Peaked
u)Prima Donna
v)Big Ego
w)A Baby
x)Not a Team Player
y)It's Over
z)No More Rings

2. A type of steak.
1. Kobe has caused the Big Aristotle and Phil Jackson to both leave.

2. I burned Kobe at the basketball game.
by .PHunKk August 30, 2005
1. (v.) To rape someone.
2. (adj.) Piece of shit who sniffs butt pirate Rick Fox's gay asshole.
Man, I toally Kobied that bitch.
by fucklakers May 31, 2004
To pull a Kobe means to abandon sex with your attractive minority wife to sleep with a white woman who is ONLY sleeping with you because you have money.
Urban Woman: "Gurl, forget him, he's pullin a KOBE!"

Urban Man: "Naw, I'm not going KOBE, I'm fine at this Urban Club."

White Woman: "Becky, the Lakers are playin tonight, lets get tickets, maybe we can pull a KOBE!"
by Lollypop4u May 03, 2007
A black guy who is dating a white girl.
Taye Diggs walks down the street with his white wife. You would scream out KOBE ! ! !
by Kennon G. September 14, 2005
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