a variant of k.b. or kime/kind bud
can you get me that kobe?
by kepkka July 28, 2004
a rawl ass b-ball player that plays for the L.A. Lakers.

better than lebron,T-Mac,iverson,and all those other over-rated and over-paid foolz.

alot of you called kobe a 'rapist'kobe had consensual sex,its different from rape...that gold diggin bitch he macked even admitted it and she just wants his cash

hate or love Kobe,hes the best and he plays better than you ever will

kobe is better than you cause:
-he puts up 20+ points a night
-you put 20+ points up...in NBA Live 05 but never put 1 point in an actual NBA game....so until you do that,and win 3 championships...dont say kobe 'sucks' and dont judge him
you hate kobe??? then why does you and your whole family buy his gear??

hate or love kobe,you cant deny his skills
by tha truth teller April 29, 2005
The best basketball player in the universe.

Most powerful Los Angeles professional athlete of all time.
"Oh shit, Kobe just went baseline and smashed down a reverse tomahawk in T-Wack's face."
by Jeff Van Gundy February 16, 2005
Very good at basketball. Has a big dick. Pulls alot of hoes. Very funny down to earth person. Troublemaker. Fine as hell, can take any nigga bitch. Athletic,can play any sport. Yo bitch mcm. And everybody fucks with him
Kobe has all the hoes by him
by Richhomiehawk April 27, 2015
Something people say when they throw something into a trashcan like they are playing basketball.
Brock yelled "KOBE" as he threw the paper into the trash.
by weirdowoman April 16, 2015
When you pull out and with one finally stroke Kobe straight into her mouth.
Dude 1: Bro, I totally Kobe'd this girl last night
by KobeShot March 17, 2015

see also: kobe'd, kobe'ing

When a narcissistic person thinks they can produce quality, Grade A results while taking too much responsibility, when in reality he's crippling himself, the group, the team, the city, the country, etc….

This narcissistic person refuses to acknowledge he is not as capable as he once was, either due to burn out, old age, or just plain inability.

Everyone in the world can see that he is taking too much responsibility and hurting the end product, but to him he is God's gift to the world and his way will be the best.
Group: "Todd, quit kobe'ing the project! It's due in two days and you haven't completed anything yet! Delegate us work so we can help you out."
Todd: "NO! I GOT this. I am the best one here and I will produce the best results. Trust me. It's better me than you all put together!"
by hungrylazyhipster February 18, 2015

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