He is the black Polanski
Kobe is goin to jail
by Rulaan July 24, 2004

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When you choke in clutch time. Missed over 70 game winners in his career. Over rated. Shooting an airball
Did you see last nights game ? Fisher shot a 3 to tie the game but pulled a KOBE and air balled it.
by La Legend February 03, 2010

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Kobe Bryant:
1.a)Failed
b)No Playoffs
c)Selfish
d)Overrated
e)Not a Leader
f)A Fluke
g)Too Young
h)Uncoachable
i)Played Out
j)Tired
k)No Focus
l)Burnt
m)Outcast
n)Past His Priime
o)Ball Hog
p)Garbage
q)Cold
r)Mental
s)Stubborn
t)Peaked
u)Prima Donna
v)Big Ego
w)A Baby
x)Not a Team Player
y)It's Over
z)No More Rings

2. A type of steak.
1. Kobe has caused the Big Aristotle and Phil Jackson to both leave.

2. I burned Kobe at the basketball game.
by .PHunKk August 30, 2005

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1. (v.) To rape someone.
2. (adj.) Piece of shit who sniffs butt pirate Rick Fox's gay asshole.
Man, I toally Kobied that bitch.
by fucklakers May 31, 2004

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To pull a Kobe means to abandon sex with your attractive minority wife to sleep with a white woman who is ONLY sleeping with you because you have money.
Urban Woman: "Gurl, forget him, he's pullin a KOBE!"

Urban Man: "Naw, I'm not going KOBE, I'm fine at this Urban Club."

White Woman: "Becky, the Lakers are playin tonight, lets get tickets, maybe we can pull a KOBE!"
by Lollypop4u May 03, 2007

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A black guy who is dating a white girl.
Taye Diggs walks down the street with his white wife. You would scream out KOBE ! ! !
by Kennon G. September 14, 2005

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The excamation heard after one skeets on his bitch. Traditionally used after a hj, but not limited to this. Variations include "magic" and "jordan," but these do not carry the same effect as a "KOBE!" It has evolved into more than just a simple cat call, it has become more of a way of life. We live and breath kobe
"gaby just gave me a hand and i couldnt stop the kobe"
just do it? "Just Kobe"
"No more KOBE!!!"
by kobejohnson October 22, 2006

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