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Last name Bryant. A famous rapist, back stabber and crybaby who just ruined the would-be Lakers dynasty when he cried so much that Shaq and Malone decided to leave the little narcisist to fend for himself, something that he has failed to do. Also made one of the worst albums in history (he couldn't even get any real singer to do the background vocals, so he hired a model), punch-line of numerous jokes about rape and egomaniacs and owner of the NBA's finest collection of pathetic excuses.
Kobe represents everything that's wrong with the NBA.
by B-ball fan. January 02, 2005
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1.
something a black man says when they throw a condom into a trashcan after having sex with a white woman in a hotel room
jamal shoots and he scores! kobe!
by stan February 13, 2005
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2.
An exclamation, referring to talented basketball player and alleged rapist Kobe Bryant, used when someone does something requiring skill or great luck pretending to be skill. Created by Dave Chappelle when throwing a used condom into the trash can after prematurely ejaculating in an episode of Chappelle Show.
(Tosses piece of trash toward the trash can, goes in) KOBE!

(Takes a shot in pool, goes into a completely different pocket then the player anticipated) KOBE!
by Gin_Orphan April 15, 2004
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3.
a person who enjoys ass-pounding females relentlessly
damn girl my ass is sore, billy did a kobe on me last night !
by some TFer March 01, 2004
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4.
A city in Japan.
See also basketball and rape.
Kobe's in deep shit.
by KRHimself February 22, 2004
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5.
to throw a condom in a garbage can after having sex with a mentally-retarded, blonde, white woman on the back of a chair in a hotel room in colorado.
i swear! it was consensual!
by clevelandsteamer August 07, 2005
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6.
A great word to scream while doing something or anything that brings excitement or joy to you or friends.
(When you throw trash away from a far)KOBE!
(While having sexual intercourse)KOBE!
(While actually playing basketball)KOBE!
by Chunkzerz! December 22, 2007
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7.
What everyone yells when they shoot a fadeaway jumpshot with a paper ball into the garbage can.
*dribble*
*pump fake*
"KOBE!"
*fadeaway jumper*
*brick*
by hi-hat October 12, 2010
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