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Most hated player in the nba, by the media and as a result, by people too. Media makes him out to be a rapist, uncoachable, ball hog that drives away players, the media also makes complete lies about celebritys, as said by celebritys on Conan O'Brian and other shows.
Anyway, He dropped 81 in a game, which by today's rules, is the most by any player in the history of basketball. Technically, Wilt Chamberlyne owns the record at 100 points, but that was played back when players would average maybe around 50+ points and 20 rebounds a game. He was accused of rape, but was proven NOT GUILTY. Again, who are you going to trust, the media or a court? NOT GUILTY is NOT GUILTY. Kobe HAS made his team better. No Shaq, No Karl Malone, No Rick Fox, STILL led his team to the playoffs and almost won if it wasn't for Phil's gameplan. He is a leader, a balla, and WILL win another ring, once he gets atleast one other player that is worth atleast decent Look at the stats: He had more assists and less points when he had Shaq and Karl Malone, with no good players, he HAS to score more points. Look at the 04'05 season, he averaged the most assists then in his whole carrer, the Lakers missed the playoffs. Then in '05-'06 season, he averaged LESS assists and he had MADE the playoffs. What is he supposed to do? He dosn't score 35 points a game and he passed all the time, his team loses. He does whats best for his team, if you like it or not. Me: Whoa! Kobe just got 16 points in the first quarter!
Hater: That's cuz he's a ball hog. Me: But he averages 5 assists a game, and if he dosn't score ponts then the Lakers can't win games.... Hater: Yeah, but he drove away Shaq, Phil, and Malone and ruined the dynasty Me: How do you know that? Hater: The Media told me so |
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something a black man says when they throw a condom into a trashcan after having sex with a white woman in a hotel room jamal shoots and he scores! kobe!
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An exclamation, referring to talented basketball player and alleged rapist Kobe Bryant, used when someone does something requiring skill or great luck pretending to be skill. Created by Dave Chappelle when throwing a used condom into the trash can after prematurely ejaculating in an episode of Chappelle Show. (Tosses piece of trash toward the trash can, goes in) KOBE!
(Takes a shot in pool, goes into a completely different pocket then the player anticipated) KOBE! |
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a person who enjoys ass-pounding females relentlessly damn girl my ass is sore, billy did a kobe on me last night !
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Kobe's in deep shit.
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to throw a condom in a garbage can after having sex with a mentally-retarded, blonde, white woman on the back of a chair in a hotel room in colorado. i swear! it was consensual!
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A famous basketball player. He is very good, has lots of fans and lots of haters. He is no where near as good as michael jordan but he is the closest to mike in the nba right now, excluding lebron. He averages like 25 points a games and like 4 assists throughout his career.
Something you say after you make a basket. A word that was made very popular by a funny black man named dave chappelle . Fan - Yo, kobe is nice, he gets mad points.
Hater - Cuz he's a ballhog. Fan - No he's still gets like 5 assists a game. Fan - You got to admit that kobe's "the man". Hater - Yea well... he's still a raper. Dave Chappelle - Yea son, yea. You want some of that? kobeeeee. *Scores basket. |
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When you throw a piece of trash into a trash can, you celebrate by making it and you exclaim Kobe! Sitting at a lunch table, throw away a bad sandwhich, make it in. "KOBE!!"
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