Used in reflection, an action that is particularly well-executed. Most frequently used in form of the expression "Kobe'd that shit."
"You talked that old woman into giving you her life savings?"
"Yeah, I Kobe'd that shit."
To have your face pooped on by a really stupid rich idiot.
"I didn't realize I was going to get kobe'd just because Tyrone paid for the white castles. I would rather eat my chitlins."
To enter a young woman's vagina by bending her over a chair, table, etc.
After weeks of dinners, dancing, movies and shows, I finally kobed her at the Holiday Inn Select.
Slang for rape or abuse.
One time I saw this ninja get totally kobe'd by this fuckin badass Pirate. (Ask Matt if you don't believe me)
To shoot something with such cockiness you look rediculous but it still goes in whatever you are aimed for.
Dude, i just kobed that shit.
A rape young girls without any guilt or liability because of high priced lawyers.
I almost kobed my way through life, but my lawyers didn't accept my "IOU's"
To have raped someone, esp. an under-aged woman, and then lie about it.
Mark Kobe'd when he told the police that he didn't know the woman who claimed he raped her.