"Where exactly in the Bible does it say that a man can't fire off some knuckle-children in the privacy of his own neighbor's living room, while his neighbor's at work because I don't have a DVD player." -Peter Griffin
by helljin December 30, 2005
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Ejaculation from the act of masturbating.
What kind of country is this where a decent man can't go into the privacy of his neighbors house and fire off a couple of knuckle children because he doesn't own a dvd player?
by Sgt. Scrotes September 10, 2005
aka sperm, jiz, cum, ect.
After I get off work, I'm gunna go let off some knuckle children.
by WeekMokers9999 September 06, 2005
sperm from when you masterbate
Why can't I fire off some knuckle children from the privacy off my neighbors home
by Stalker121 October 28, 2007
The sperm that gets on the knuckles after one masturbates (noun)
after doing the knuckle shuffle Jimmy's knuckle children were wiped off onto his sister's bedsheets.
by NixTheMasterOfTheWenis February 26, 2006
sperms dribbles on your knuckles after climaxing during masterbation.
knuckle children were everywhere.
by AnthonyWeaver March 29, 2006
rapid masterbation someone your hot for until you ejaculate.
"damn dude that girl made me loose my shit I went home after ward and made some knuckle children"
by charles names(J-Rod gets the credit for the phrase) August 05, 2007