2.) (verb) To brutally beat an opponent or adversary to the point where they cry like a little bitch.
b.)Chuck Norris only watches TV when Knowshon Moreno is playing, and he's on his couch shivering in fear the whole time.
2.) a.) In 2004, the Boston Red Sox knowshoned the New York Yankees.
b.) Birdman knowshoned Wesley Willis when he trespassed Birdman's property.