Knird

Someone who is smart, stylish, semi-social to social, confident, semi-fit to fit, and probably picked on by haters.

Nerds suck, Knirds rock. Knirds are unique.

Knird:We are hated because of differentiated individualism. leave us alone.

Knird by HawaiianPunch1 February 13, 2010

knurd 

"The opposite of being drunk, its as sober as you can ever be. It strips away all the illusion, all the comforting pink fog in which people normally spend their lives, and lets them see and think clearly for the first time ever. Then, after they've screamed a bit, they make sure they never get knurd again" - Terry Pratchett

"If I drink any more coffee I risk being knurd."

knurd by PRAEst76 April 6, 2005

baja mali knindza 

Popular Serbian folk singer.
He published hits like: "Blow wind, over the liver", "I don't like you Alija", "Ortodox Christian", "Here's the pocket, where's the money?", "Drunkard doesn't have perspective", "Danijela - smuggler", "Commies"...

Baja Mali Knindza is a greatest Serbian singer!

baja mali knindza by paja_baksis July 24, 2006

knerd

Knight+nerd=knerd
The type of nerd who is always willing to come to the rescue when a friend needs tech support.

Melissa dropped her laptop, and the screen shatters, knerd comes in saves damsel in distress(screen repaired)

knerd by TheKnerd September 27, 2011

Knurd 

The opposite of drunk. If you are drunk you are unable to perceive reality properly, being knurd is having your comfortable illusions of life being stripped away and all of life's terrors are exposes.

Samuel is two drinks away from being drunk and is, therefore constantly a little bit knurd all the time.

Knurd by xxx_mlggoprobrolololololo_xxx November 10, 2020

Kirdoppler Effect 

When a simple or unimportant task becomes complicated due to engineering reasons. Generally, the person performing the simple task is overcome by the idea that the task is their life's work or that it must be done with unsurpassed accuracy. Because of this, a task that should take one day to complete takes over a year to finish. This can also apply to projects that should take a fairly long time, but end up taking eons.

Jim: That engine stand project is sure going slowly.
Burt: Yeah, it must be the Kirdoppler Effect.

Joe: Hey Stan, can you recite the shortest poem you know?
Stan: Recites poem that lasts five minutes and is anti-climactic.
Joe: Wow, I think you were hit by the Kirdoppler Effect.

Kirdoppler Effect by Jimbo99 November 28, 2009

knindza 

Knindza is a soldier during the Balkan wars named after a capital city of Knin in Republika Srpska Krajina.

"Sta se ono tamo cuje, ko to peva u ravnici, to su majko hrabri borci, to su Knindza Krajisnici" -Baja Mali Knindza

knindza by autonomas May 30, 2006