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One who keeps some or all of the money you give them to get an illegal substance, or just the substance itself.
The f'n kluck took half my sack, and fed me some bullsh't story.
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A white person--usually derogatory.
-derived from Ku Klux Klan
"Nah, I'm not going in there; too many klucks."
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one who sells or tries to sell anything for drugs
Jessica tried to kluck me her lawn mower.
by fineassgallegos March 09, 2005
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a person defined as a moocher, one whom only befriends to capitalize by partaking in drug use.
Jessica is a kluck for real's yo.
by the bryce May 24, 2004
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Kluck - a moocher who uses money for drugs or alcohol.
The f'n kluck took half my sack, and fed me some bullsh't story. He said he was rad, but truly was sad, and disproved promptly his story.'
by el klucko January 23, 2017
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