kluger 

a person with a great job in bed including very large genitalia

my pussy is too small for a kluger

kluger by the kluger June 23, 2009

kloberslap

Rubbing one out into your hand and slapping someone who is sleeping.

“Hey Paul’s asleep in going to kloberslap him.”

kloberslap by echeeseburger January 15, 2023

Kleber 

a Really bad ass cool dude that if he is your his friend your a lucky person. and he makes a good couple with is girlfriend. he is intelligent, and can correct your spelling;D

"That Kleber guy is really cool"

Kleber by thatoneguywholikeslax November 28, 2012

Kuber 

A boy or a man (usually a man) with the sexual prowess of a lion and the durability of a fucking jackrabbit. Great affinity of pleasuring women multiple times orally and penis-ally. Possesses superior intelligence and smartness, therefore easily attracting the opposite sex (vaginas). Also, more often than not, he's got the look.

Gisele: "Oh my god, he made me orgasm like 28 times last night and lasted for a whole 11 hours."

Heidi: "Wow you just got yourself a Kuber, bitch!"

Kuber by Yolo1234567899 February 5, 2014

Klubek 

verb/adj.: The act of spilling, dropping or spitting food on one's self or innocent bystanders.

The word originated from combining clumsy and bek, a synonym for master, hence clumsy master. Due to constant misspellings the word has evolved to its current spelling, Klubek.

Mark: Hey Bethany, how's it going?

Bethany walks over while eating some cereal.

Bethany: Pretty good...

As Bethany speaks food flies out of her mouth and onto Mark's shirt.

Mark: WTF! You just klubeked all over my new shirt!

Klubek by wordluvr June 26, 2009

kLiberal 

An ironic play on the term 'liberal', referring to the Ku Klux Klan's use of the 'k' or 'kl' prefix in their coda.

Used to mock militant left wing behavior; such as when a presumably liberal person behaves in a hypocritically intolerant or hateful manner.

Ann Coulter was scheduled to speak at the University of Boulder last Thursday, but the speech had to be postponed after kLiberal students began disrupting the event by shouting the speaker down and attempting to douse her with salad dressing.

kLiberal by TurkishIII February 18, 2009

kluger 

A mythical creature with a large penis, typically more than half of it's body weight

-I think I saw a Kluger in the woods, but my friend said "It's not a Kluger."
-I am hung like a Kluger!

kluger by BJ October 15, 2003