1. Klopwank (verb): to sneeze upwards
2. Klopwank (noun): a) an upwards sneeze, b) a superiority complex ("nose up in the air" attitude)
3. Klopwank, with either the suffix y, ish, or esque (adjective): pretentious
1. The man klopwanked.
2. a) He had a klopwank.
2. b) His klopwank was getting really annoying.
3. That klopwanky bloke's getting on my nerves.
His klopwankish attitude prevented him from making many friends.
No one liked Jane because of her klopwankesque nature.