Top Definition
A word that was conceived in the spring of 2003 as an alternative to the word vagina. It was felt that other, more vulgar forms of vagina were too base. These include snatch, cooter, cunt, and pussy.
D3rd 1: What did you do yesterday?
D3rd 2: Called up some girlie and banged her kloofa.

Captain America: There is nothing I love more than All-American Kloofa.
by The Dirty Third July 19, 2004

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