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A derogatory insult, used simultaneously to imply extreme whiteness and homosexuality by combining the words Klondike (a very snowy area in Washington State) and dyke
Guy 1: Did you see Timmy at the lunch rap battle? What an idiot, he couldn't rhyme shit!

Guy 2: Haha, what a Klondyke.
by Cyanide99 September 09, 2006
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A cold lesbian, more specifically, a lesbian Eskimo.
She only takes the leather leggings off for Sally, she must be a Klondyke.
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A dyke from Canada, especially northern Canada
"Did you see that klondyke going to the Tim Horton's yesterday? Fucking Eh"
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A situation in which a black girl gets cream pied. It looks like a Klondike Bar.
MMMMMMM..... that klondyke tasted good as shit.
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highest level of dykeness
you bitches are klondykes
by juliannkeishy June 26, 2009
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thick as school custard. someone who looks normal, but has brains of flatfish.harmless,yet annoyingly likeable in a strange way.often a trainee prick.(may also be shortened to "klon")
that scott is ok ,but sometimes he can be a bit of a klondyke.
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