klondike bar - CRAZY GOOD
klondike bar - its a fucking ice cream bar
by tupacshakur32 June 01, 2006
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Something I would kill you for.
Jeff: You did all this for a bunch of virgins?
Achmed: Are you kidding me? I kill you for a Klondike bar.
by Scotty CBO January 28, 2009
The secret of the klondike bar is the key to happiness, its the answer of all big questoins... But, the only way you can find out the secret is to make it arven miles up your mums pussy, and when you reached your destination, you will find a chest, in that chest there is a paper with something dritten on, whats written on the paper is the name of a type of cereal, you need to Buy this cereal at a grocery store and take it home, then you put milk That cereal, grab a spoon, and eat some of the cereal, but not all of it! Then you ned to spit on the paper you found in your mom and then put it in the cereal, when you take it up, you will see... The secret... The answer... The code... The key to everything... The secret of the kentucky klondike bar!!!!!
The secretfinder: Dude!
Secretfinders friend: What?
Secretfinder: I can fly, i can make things fly, i can destroy, i can destroy you, i can crack Obamas nuts, i can fuck ten people at once, because i, i know the secret.. THE SECRET OF THE KLONDIKE BAR!!!!!
Everyone: Hail the secretfinder!!!!! He is our lord!!!
by doublebruh January 02, 2015
When a man defecates upon an overweight females chest, between her breasts. The man then ejaculates on the shit, making the women push her breasts together. Thus making a chocolate Klondike Bar.
She was like "What would you do for a Klondike bar?" And i said shit on your chest and cum on it.
by shittytits April 05, 2010
A nightspot, pub or other boite where parthenogenically produced lesbians can hang out with others of their kind. See klondike
Gertrude and Alice met at a klondike bar and got married in Massachusetts. Then they got on the waiting list to create their own klondike from a Cambridge laboratory.
by Luigi August 06, 2004
The act of shitting into a condom, freezing the condom, and then sexually penetrating a partner with it.
My girlfriend got mad drunk and I gave her three Klondike Bars. Boom!
by NapyCuzinzLLC September 05, 2010
A Black female cream pie.
What would you do for a klondike bar, would you eat it? shoot a load on it? What would you do for a klondie bar?
by eddieboy1 400 February 11, 2010

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