When a man defecates upon an overweight females chest, between her breasts. The man then ejaculates on the shit, making the women push her breasts together. Thus making a chocolate Klondike Bar.
by shittytits April 05, 2010
A nightspot, pub or other boite where parthenogenically produced lesbians can hang out with others of their kind. See klondike
Gertrude and Alice met at a klondike bar and got married in Massachusetts. Then they got on the waiting list to create their own klondike from a Cambridge laboratory.
by Luigi August 06, 2004